Cap’n Ken’s Homespun Wisdom

November 10, 2009

It’s official: Nike screwing with LSU uniforms

Filed under: Baton Rouge, College Football, Culture, LSU Football, Les Miles — Cap'n Ken @ 10:50 pm

Well, it looks like my beloved LSU Tigers are about to be caught up in the big-money marketing push of Nike and roll out “futuristic” uniforms for the Arkansas game Nov. 28.

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UPDATE 3: The LSU Nike uniforms in their full abominable glory.

UPDATE 2: More details on the uniform design from Nike.

UPDATE 1: LSU A.D. Joe Alleva confirms this oh-so-special event for LSU fans Nike that is a real special honor:

We will soon be unveiling an exciting one-game change to the LSU football uniform as part of Nike’s Rivalry uniform program that will be a tribute to LSU teams of the past. Our coaches and players are excited to be participating in this program that is being employed by a number of other major schools across the country because it offers a product with cutting-edge fabric and technology. The uniforms, which will debut on LSUsports.net on Sunday, November 22, will feature a unique design with a throwback element that Tiger fans will enjoy for our season finale against Arkansas. This is a one-time uniform adjustment to honor our past. We have no plans to make any permanent changes to the traditional LSU uniform.

Wow, cutting-edge fabric? Sign me up! To hell with all the LSU tradition Mr. Alleva has no doubt soaked up in the past 16 months. Can’t wait for the full view of the “unique design with a throwback element” (I’m guessing the different color of gold is the “throwback element”). Note that he makes it clear that LSU is only willing to sell out its traditions for Nike dollars for this one game. That’s second only to not actually selling out LSU’s traditions to Nike at all, I suppose. And I wonder how Mr. Alleva’s masters at Nike feel about him spilling the beans about LSU’s participation a week before Nike planned the big unveil.
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The very alert folks at Friends of The Program apparently dug deep into the web assets of Nike to uncover the yet-to-be-unveiled remaining participants in this Pro Combat marketing gimmick that I suppose pays football programs a butt-load of money to ditch their own uniforms for special – and generally really ugly – new “pro combat” Nike getups.

And LSU is on the list.

So far the only image floating around of the LSU Nike abomination is this:

Nike's LSU uniform abomination pro combat

Nike's LSU uniform abomination


I also did some digging in Nike’s source code and discovered that Nike will announce the LSU uniform on November 20 and unveil the actual hideousness November 23. That, I assume, is timed for the Tigers to wear this monstrosity against Arkansas in the season finale that weekend.

And Friends of The Program is correct – though it’s hard to believe – that the tagline for LSU’s jersey is “COCHON DE LAIT“. Yes, the suckling pig. To digress for a second, the other taglines Nike is using are “GOOD GUYS WEAR WHITE” for Virginia Tech, “DON’T BACK DOWN” for TCU, “EARNED” for Ohio State, “FEAR THE SPEAR” for Florida State, “STAKE OUR CLAIM” for Oklahoma, “FINISH THE MISSION” for Florida, “IT ONLY TAKES ELEVEN” for Texas, “BEAST MODE” for Missouri and “THE U KNOWS” for Miami.

LSU’s is “suckling pig”. Um, ok …

If you know one thing about me, it’s that I don’t want you to screw with LSU tradition. I don’t like that stupid Eye of the Tiger painted on the field, and I sure as hell don’t want Les Miles, Joe Alleva and Mike Martin selling out LSU’s uniform to Nike. Which is exactly what they are doing. Maybe the fact that none of those gentlemen have any significant history with LSU – Miles has not yet reached five years there; Alleva and Martin are under two each. Their combined tenure at LSU just barely totals more time than I spent in school there – doesn’t give them the appropriate reverence for things like LSU’s football uniforms.

I will be in Baton Rouge that weekend because our Thanksgiving rotation is set to have us in Louisiana the years LSU and Arkansas are playing at Tiger Stadium. My plans had been to go to the game. But I won’t go watch LSU in these uniforms. I don’t go to games to watch a Nike infomercial. I go to games to see LSU, and LSU looks like this:

Proper LSU uniform

LSU’s football program, athletic department and administration is choosing its association with Nike and the dollars being delivered over its fans. Their choice – fine. But I won’t be a participant in this. I’ll watch it on TV and spend my money that would have gone to the athletic department someplace else.

November 8, 2009

Controversy sells newspapers

Filed under: Baton Rouge, College Football, LSU Football, Media & Things — Cap'n Ken @ 10:16 am

Pretty amazing, even for their standards. The Advocate (the Baton Rouge daily, not the national gay newspaper) harps all over the interception denied Patrick Peterson in its post-game coverage of LSU / Alabama today but had not a word – literally, not a single word – about the other blown opportunity LSU had to get the ball back before Alabama scored its game-cinching field goal.

Bama punted, you see, with seven and a half minutes to go and the Tide up by six. The Tigers received the punt inside their 20 with plenty of time remaining and in a position to win with a touchdown. But Daniel Graff ran in to the kicker, giving Bama the ball back with a 4th and short situation. They converted that to keep the drive alive and set up the controversial Peterson interception/non-interception.

The Graff penalty wasn’t a controversial call – he clearly ran into the kicker’s leg and got the minimal five-yard penalty instead of a 15-yard, automatic first-down roughing call. And I guess that means it’s not worthy of a single word from The Advocate. But it was a huge turning point in the game – it took the ball out of LSU’s hands as surely as the Peterson ruling did. This, though, was LSU’s fault.

October 25, 2009

My LSU beef this morning isn’t with the team

Filed under: Baton Rouge, College Football, LSU Football, Media & Things — Cap'n Ken @ 1:22 pm

Whether it’s homerism or incompetence, there’s a narrative being laid out by The Advocate (the Baton Rouge daily, not the national gay newspaper) about last night’s LSU / Auburn game that’s just frustratingly wrong. This isn’t a criticism of the Tigers, who I think played an excellent game last night. It’s a criticism of LSU’s hometown newspaper – the outfit that puts more resources toward covering LSU football than any other and should be doing a better job.

The narrative put forth by The Advocate is that the LSU defense shut down a great offense. As mentioned in their main game story:

- “Although not a flawless performance, the thorough dismantling at Tiger Stadium — especially of one of the SEC’s best offenses — should be the tinder for a new topic of debate in Baton Rouge and around the league.”

- “For the defense, Saturday was just the latest chapter in a nicely unfolding story of season-long improvement, bordering on championship domination.”

- “LSU limited Auburn’s high-octane offense to a season-low 193 yards and forced three turnovers.”

- “Auburn (5-3, 2-3) entered the game ranked second in the SEC in total offense, rushing offense and passing offense.”

These themes are repeated in a secondary column headlined Tough night for Auburn:

- “Malzahn filled in more of those blanks, taking more than a fair share of time to talk about an LSU defense that held the Southeastern Conference’s No. 2 scoring offense (34.9 points a game), the No. 2 rushing offense (247.3 yards per game) and the No. 2 team in total offense (464.9 ypg) to three points, 112 net rushing yards and 193 total yards.”

It’s a nice story and very complimentary of LSU’s defense. Unfortunately, it’s not reality. I can’t find a single reference in The Advocate’s post-game coverage to the recent history of Auburn’s offense, and specifically the spectacular flame-out of Dead Arm Chris Todd.

And it doesn’t take much to understand the real story here – Auburn’s offense started the season really strong but has completely unraveled as their passing game disappeared and the team became one-dimensional. Through the first four games of the season (La. Tech, Miss. State, W. Virginia and Ball State), Auburn was averaging 526 yards and 45 points a game. Very respectable given two non-patsies early on. But after a decent performance against Tennessee (459 yards, 26 points), something went very wrong. The War Eagles managed just 375 yards and 23 points against Arkansas (No. 105 nationally in total defense) and then just 315 yards and 14 points against Kentucky (No. 59 in total defense). In those games, Auburn passed for 133 and 95 yards, respectively.

For whatever reason, Auburn no longer has a “high-octane” offense and is clearly not “one of the SEC’s best offenses”. That LSU held them to just 193 yards and 10 points is great – it would be really concerning if they hadn’t – but it’s important to understand the context. And that context is promising. LSU recognized Auburn’s weaknesses, game-planned to take advantage of them and executed really well. That approach will come in handy against a vulnerable Alabama offense.

We should have accurate context from the Baton Rouge paper. Very good things came out of the Auburn game, but apparently The Advocate doesn’t understand what they are.

June 16, 2009

The LSU Dugout Ducker

Filed under: Baton Rouge, Capns World, LSU Baseball — Cap'n Ken @ 3:27 pm

Odd moment last night in the College World Series game between LSU and Arkansas. Blake Dean makes an out and heads to the dugout. ESPN cameras follow and capture a young lady at the end of the dugout who would really rather not be seen there:

So who is she … and why is she hiding?

Dugout Ducker

September 10, 2008

The odd existence of TigerGumbo.com

Three weeks ago, word came out that Scott Rabalais, the veteran LSU beat writer for The Advocate (The Baton Rouge daily, not the national gay newspaper) was leaving the paper to join an unknown outfit called TigerGumbo.com. At the time, tigergumbo.com was little more than a “coming soon” page. As the football season crept closer and then kicked off, TigerGumbo remained in “coming soon” mode with Rabalais stories just pasted in to the sole page the site seemed to have.

I’ve been checking in (I doubt anybody else is – the momentum of adding Rabalais was lost when the season started without a viable site up) to see when the site might actually “launch”, and apparently it has now.

I think it was better in “coming soon” mode.

The site is befuddling horrible. Just bad. Real bad. Broken links, empty sections, a registration system that apparently has no purpose (and no Terms of Service, Privacy Policy, etc.) and a hideous design with tons of obnoxious scrolling elements and certain pages that render as black text on an almost-black background (in Firefox, at least). Awesome.

If this was just another stupid site put up by some self-important jackass (like The Wisdom is), I could understand the horribleness. But apparently TigerGumbo is “An Official ESPN Affiliate” that somehow attracted the most recognizable LSU sports writer to work for it. How can it be in such poor shape with football season underway?

I thought it might be fun to figure out what TigerGumbo is all about.

When Rabalais was hired, there was a mention of “Impact Sports” as being behind the site. A little digging turned up a connection between TigerGumbo and similar sites for Alabama and Auburn. And those sites are built-out enough to link them back to a guy in Mississippi named Jamie Sablich. He apparently runs an empire consisting of casino supplies, beverage systems, a cabinet-making shop, a restaurant supply business and a couple of restaurants – including Burger Burger in Biloxi. He also seems to have some kind of technology consulting shop, but there’s no mention of online publishing, college sports or anything of the sort on his sites.

Sablich formed Impact Sports LSU, LLC on August 13 (the Alabama and Auburn LLCs were formed in May, which is also when the domains were created), so I think it’s likely that he launched TigerGumbo based on closing a deal with Rabalais to join up. And, sure, they’ve had little time to ramp up and would probably prefer nobody find them just yet.

But it’s curious that Sablich would land this “ESPN Affiliate” designation for high-profile programs like Alabama, Auburn and LSU on his newly-created sites. All three schools, of course, have really active online communities, so how the casino equipment king of coastal Mississippi ends up with that relationship is a real head-scratcher. None of these sites have approached anything close to critical mass, and ESPN – well, they’re the leader in sports or whatever.

What, exactly, it means to be “An Official ESPN Affiliate” is a bit of an open question as well. If it’s something akin to Yahoo’s Rivals.com, that hasn’t become apparent on ESPN.com yet. There are scattered references online to team-oriented sites and sport-specific sites “becoming an ESPN affiliate”, and there are references to geographic “affiliate” sales across media in ESPN sales propaganda, so maybe it’s just an ad-sales network at this point.

In any case, Sablich was able to secure these affiliate relationships based on something other than having created successful sites for these programs. That just seems odd in the online world where reputations are everything and site loyalty is strong. And for a guy like Rabalais to sign on to work for a then-nonexistent site owned by a guy who had been in the online sports publishing world for three months is also curious. My guess there is he was probably offered early retirement from The Advocate and doesn’t have much to lose here.

September 8, 2008

Ike may leave LSU ill-prepared for Auburn

Filed under: Baton Rouge, College Football, LSU Football — Cap'n Ken @ 12:26 pm

The path and timing of Hurricane Ike’s trek to the gulf coast may well mean LSU loses a second-straight warmup game in preparation for Auburn Sept. 20.

Ike Path

Needless to say, this would not be good. The Tigers were expecting – and counting on – three low-key warmup games to get a new quarterback and a young defensive backfield ready for a major test against the War Eagles on the road. If the North Texas game also gets delayed, Andrew Hatch and Jarrett Lee will go in to Auburn having thrown 16 and 10 balls respectively in their college careers. Meanwhile, Auburn will have had its full three games to prepare and season its quarterbacks.

This doesn’t bode well.

Update: The Advocate (the Baton Rouge daily, not the national gay newspaper) says alternative sites are being considered for the game. Those alternatives – New Orleans and Dallas. New Orleans? Somehow I don’t see how moving the game closer to the hurricane to a city that would likely be under evacuation orders if Ike is close enough to cancel a Baton Rouge game makes sense. I guess Dallas is far enough inland to avoid a lot of trouble, but it could be that Dallas is getting tropical-storm-like conditions then.

This is, frankly, a tough spot no matter what. Moving the entire LSU football operation is no light task, and one would assume there would need to be a couple days’ lead time just to get that cool 18-wheeler loaded up and sent to a new site. Say a decision is made Wednesday – there will still be no certainty as to where Ike is going. If the game is moved to Dallas, you would also likely be asking LSU fans to drive through bad weather heading northwest to the site. Makes no sense.

Hey, it looks like the Georgia Dome is available. If you gotta move, moving far east away from the storm isn’t the worst idea ever.

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