Cap’n Ken’s Homespun Wisdom

August 13, 2009

The scariest prospect for LSU’s season

Filed under: College Football, LSU Football, Les Miles — Cap'n Ken @ 10:17 am

After a really unpleasant 2008 season, Les Miles set about casting the demons of last year away. Using his superb H.R. skills, he made his idiotic decision to not have a defensive coordinator fade away by finding his minions other jobs and bringing John Chavis in from Tennessee. And he embraced the political reality that Jarrett Lee could not continue as quarterback in the face of his love of throwing the ball to the other team and the unfortunate result of many touchdowns given away.

Quarterback play last year was a no-win situation for Miles. I think he managed it pretty poorly, having this guy as the season starter:

Hatch should have been on the bench and Lee and Jordan Jefferson sharing early snaps to help develop both. But the Hatch / Lee rotation was chosen and then Lee was given the full-time gig with no consideration for Jefferson’s playing time after Hatch broke one of his lady parts.

Then Lee collapsed and was yanked for Jefferson, who became the clear choice for QB this season by virtue of being the guy on the field for LSU’s dismantling of an over-rated Ga. Tech team in the Chicken-Biscuit Bowl. Never mind that he was also the guy on the field for LSU’s loss to Arkansas and split time with Lee in LSU’s loss to Ole Miss – Lee is damaged goods and Jefferson is the future, at least until Russell Shepard is ready.

Right?

Check out this note from The Advocate’s (the Baton Rouge daily, not the national gay newspaper) Tiger Tracks blog:

Of the four scholarship quarterbacks, Jarrett Lee is throwing the ball much better than anyone else. His passes are crisper, more on-target and he carries himself with more general confidence than the other three. Jordan Jefferson has struggled at times, in particular with short out patterns.

At Wednesday’s morning practice, Jefferson misfired several throws in a row and offensive coordinator Gary Crowton draped an arm around his shoulder and gave him a quick pep talk.

Uh oh.

So suppose that observation is accurate and persists through fall camp. If Jarrett Lee emerges as clearly the most capable quarterback, does he get the start against Washington? In most cases it’s an easy choice – the best guy gets the job. But it’s not unreasonable to say Leslie’s seat is the SEC’s warmest, and while Miles has this silly reputation for ballsy decisions, this one would be supremely gutsy to make.

It’s not a choice I’d want to be faced with in Miles’ shoes. Lee is the Suspicious Package of quarterbacks – likely benign, but nobody wants to be the guy not treating him like a bomb, just in case. So the likely result is calling in the SWAT team, cordoning off the package and rendering it harmless with a water cannon, even if it’s just somebody’s lunch.

LSU fans want no part of Lee. They want to see Jefferson and they want to see Russell Shepard get some snaps. If Jefferson fails, I don’t think there will be many calls for the return of Lee. Give Shepard the ball; put Chris Garrett in – whatever. But if Lee is the best guy we have, I want him in the game.

We won’t know, of course, what Miles and Gary Crowton’s honest assessments of the quarterbacks are – unless it’s Lee we see on the field in Seattle.

August 12, 2009

LSU license plates for Georgia

Filed under: Atlanta, LSU Football — Cap'n Ken @ 3:57 pm

OK, Tiger fans, it’s time to get cracking on this. I wasn’t aware until this week that LSU Atlanta Alumni had kicked off the process of creating an LSU plate here in Georgia (very likely because of my decades-long refusal to be associated with the LSU Alumni Association).

But the process has begun, and the clock is ticking. The order has to reach 1,000 before April in order to get this plate made. My two applications are going in this week, but LSU fans in Georgia need to step up. Order a plate if you haven’t already, and spread the word. It’s just $25 per plate, and that buys you the satisfaction of pissing off the UGA fans in the Ga. Legislature.

Here’s the link to get the PDF application and instructions.

August 10, 2009

The Wisdom opens for football season

Filed under: College Football, LSU Football — Cap'n Ken @ 3:48 pm

Yes, kids, The Wisdom is back open for business after sort of shutting down for the football off-season. The post-counter tells me there have been exactly five Wisdom posts since the end of last season. When it comes right down to it, I just don’t have the time or the inclination to stay up with The Wisdom throughout the year, and in these days of social networking and Tweetstreams, there are just better and more interesting ways to spew my worthless thoughts out at the world.

But football season is different. And there are a few reasons why. First, I care quite a bit about LSU and college football. Writing Wisdom pieces gives focus to my thoughts about football. I don’t just throw random crap out here; I research, document and try to form meaningful thoughts. It’s the fact that I put these things in public that keeps me disciplined in my thinking.

Secondly, I like sometimes hitting on a topic that draws attention. Such was the case with my award-eligible piece Troy’s offense and the art of stealing signals. That got a lot of attention; I got called a lot of names. But I was right.

Thirdly, The Wisdom is my own personal archive of my relationship with LSU football. It’s well-known that I’m not really a Leslie Miles fan, so it’s interesting to see my evolution from Fire Les Miles to just maintaining that he is a mentally-challenged moron who hopefully has been saved by the smarter people around him.

Finally, I like owning things. I own The Wisdom. I like that. No, it’s not worth a whole lot, but it’s worth more to me than creating content for Facebook or TigerDroppings is.

So I’ll kick off the season with Cap’n Ken’s Football Sources list. These are the things I follow and read to stay up on the college football world and recommend to fans of the game.

- Every Day Should Be Saturday. I remain a big fan of Orson Swindle even as Spencer Hall becomes more of a real-media big deal. The dual-edge is hard to keep sharp.

- And The Valley Shook. Excellent analysis of LSU’s game, players, strategy, etc. from Richard Pittman. The antithesis of what I try to do at The Wisdom.

- Dr. Saturday. Matt Hinton pissed me off pretty good when he tried to pretend a stupid SEC Championship-counting error he made never happened and removed comments pointing out the mistake (very un-Internet, Matt), but the guy is a good blend of humor and analysis.

- Mr. College Football. Tony Barnhart’s AJC blog. A bit staid and stale, but this is a newspaper, after all.

I’ll also hit The Advocate (the Baton Rouge daily, not the national gay newspaper) when I think about it. If they did anything close to a decent job telling me in RSS what they are publishing, I’d visit a lot more often. On Sundays I tend to hit other big-media sites for game analysis and whatnot. And since we’re into a new season, I’ll be on the prowl for more sources as well.

Comment back any other sources you like, if you like.

And here’s to football season!

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