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December 28, 2007

IBuyStrays.com – real?

Filed under: Culture — Cap'n Ken @ 11:55 pm

So this ad shows up on Craigslist from a website called IBuyStrays.com. The Craigslist posting and the site are pretty straight-forward: earn cash by selling stray dogs and cats you happen to come across. Seriously? There”s not much out in the world about IBuyStrays.com, and the site is just recently created, so I have a couple of theories.

1) This is somebody opposed to animal research / cruelty, etc. and has set IBuyStrays.com up as a satirical “business” to point out the cruel fates suffered by animals taken away for research.

2) This is somebody looking to make a buck (via the Google ads placed all over IBuyStrays.com), and creating a completely reprehensible site and getting publicity via posting at Craigslist – and having people get outraged and pass on the link to others – is his way of generating visits, pageviews and ad clicks.

The second theory is an interesting one. As somebody who looks to generate visits, pageviews and Google ad clicks, I”ve hit upon a few winners tinkering around with strategies. Search is a good one, but “viral” visits can also be good. I seed things at message boards when appropriate (try posting a picture of Nick Saban”s Mercedes with an LSU sticker on it at a Bama fan site sometime …), and that can be good for business.

But the fake-site outrage angle would be interesting. I”ll be watching out to see if the IBuyStrays outrage grows (hardly anything on Google at the moment), and I”d be curious to see what kind of traffic and revenue is being generated from just a little Craigslist post.

December 12, 2007

Bob Griese sums Petrino up nicely …

Filed under: College Football — Cap'n Ken @ 8:58 pm

Arkansas gets its pig

Filed under: College Football — Cap'n Ken @ 10:13 am

The sneaking out of town by Bobby Petrino to become Arkansas” new coach is being spun as a quality coach leaving a sinking ship and as a coup for the Hogs, who have been rebuffed by every decent college coach they”ve approached. But that”s not it at all.

The Razorbacks are suckers desperate for a “big name” coach. And Petrino is a worthless sleazebag. Petrino has shown himself to be two things – a sleazy opportunist and a coach not in control of his programs.

I noted the lack of control he exhibited at Louisville three years ago when rumors were LSU was considering him to replace Nick Saban, and his track record during his brief stop in Atlanta was more of the same. He doesn”t command respect, and he doesn”t deserve it.

As for being an opportunist, Petrino”s sleazy reputation is legendary. It”s not that the Arkansas job will be Petrino”s 15th stop in 24 years (opportunistic Nick Saban has been at 13 places in 34 years), it”s that he”s willing to screw people and lie to advance himself. His midnight talks with Auburn, the supposed flirtation with LSU and ultimately his bailing for the Falcons after signing a new contract with Louisville and vowing to stay there show his character.

He”s just sleazy. If Michigan called this afternoon, he”d bolt Fayetteville in a heartbeat.

And I still question his head-coaching credentials. At Louisville, he took over a healthy program in a weak conference and didn”t run it into the ground. Awesome. With the Falcons – pure incompetence. Yet Arkansas is so excited to bring in the NFL”s worst coach that they tossed a huge bag of money at him and hustled him out of Atlanta for a night-time press conference.

If the Hogs did have the chance to hire Will Muschamp, they blew an opportunity. A young, defensive-minded SEC veteran poised to lead a program vs. the disloyal, disrespected and disgraced NFL washout. A poor choice by Arkansas.

December 7, 2007

More good news for New Orleans

Filed under: New Orleans — Cap'n Ken @ 4:53 pm

Just 977 short days after the city was flooded by the failure of federal levees, UNO”s Lakefront Arena will re-open next May with a Disney High School Musical / Ice Extravaganza.

See, Katrina wasn”t that bad.

December 5, 2007

BCS title game, Michigan A.D. on a boat, and other thoughts

Filed under: College Football, LSU Football, Les Miles — Cap'n Ken @ 10:18 pm

Lots to absorb in this week of BCS Championship Game Glow and Les-will-stay euphoria. Some thoughts about some things: It”s swell to be asked to play for the BCS title. It really is. But this isn”t like 2003, when LSU was one of three undeniable monsters in college football. That year it was a question of who to leave out (Georgia fans take note: the human politics you believe kept you out of the title game is a result of humans wanting USC and computers wanting Oklahoma that year. Computers won the battle, but humans won the war. And, by the way, the computers also put you 5th).

This year it was a question of who to put in. Ohio State (the weakest of the five conference champions who might be considered) got their free Big Ten, one-loss pass, and then it came down to a question of which two-loss team to put in. Rightfully, the three teams that lost two games but won 11 – not 10 – and won their conferences finished 2, 3 and 4. Cases could be made for Va. Tech or Oklahoma, but the collective human and machine mines settled on LSU. And that”s fine. Great, even. But it”s not like 13-1 in 2003. That was a really amazing year.

But we”ll be back in the Superdome playing for the national championship for the second time in four years. It doesn”t get better than LSU playing for all the marbles in New Orleans. I”m working on how I can get myself down there now.

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Details are now coming out about what went down with Michigan and Les Miles – which is to say, not much. If you believe the Michigan A.D., he was waiting until Sunday to engage in any discussions with or about Leslie, and by that time LSU had sewn up the details on a nice, new contract for Miles.

As many a Michigan blogger has pointed out, this was either gross incompetence on the part of Michigan A.D. Bill Martin or a calculated strategy to avoid having to pretend they wanted to hire Miles by giving LSU plenty of time to wrap him up. It seems clear that Leslie wanted the job.

So is Michigan stupid? Or is LSU stupid for throwing a deal at Miles thinking he was talking to Michigan when he wasn”t? It”s hard to say, but clearly Leslie isn”t stupid – he jumped at the sweet deal LSU was offering when they (incorrectly) thought they were in a battle for his services.

But here”s the thing – as Ann Arbor News writer Jim Carty reports today (saving me from running down the numbers) – Miles” pay was already automatically going up for winning the SEC title (to about $2.8 million at least) and will go up to about $3.4 million if he beats Ohio State next month. It”s the same sort of incentive-based arrangement Nick Saban had at LSU. Of course, Miles gave his word to stay at LSU before his Tigers beat Tennessee to lock in the first bump, and if he foresaw LSU being in the title game, he probably made well in excess of $3 million betting on Pitt.

LSU is extending Leslie”s contract by one year – to 2012 – but an extension such as that would be pretty much automatic for a guy who”s gone 33-6 so far. There are hints that other, unspecified changes are in order for Miles” deal, but it”s hard to imagine they affect his ultimate decision.

So what caused Miles to blow off Michigan Saturday afternoon before he or his agent had even spoken with his beloved alma mater? I have a hard time believing it was just a sure-thing raise vs. a likely raise. He”s a Michigan Man, after all. Could he have been so pissed of at ESPN that he closed the door on Michigan right then and there? I can”t imagine that”s the case.

My best (uninformed) guess – Miles realized during the week, and especially when Bill Martin wouldn”t return calls Friday and Saturday, that Michigan wasn”t just going to hand the job to him. They were going to make him apply for it.

Him – A Michigan Man who played and coached for Bo; who has paid his coaching dues at places like Oklahoma State; who talks glowingly of the program at every opportunity and who had gone 32-6 following in the footsteps of Nick Saban in the toughest conference in college football.

Miles doesn”t need to prove himself to Michigan. They should want him like Ole Miss wanted Houston Nutt. And when he realized that wasn”t the case – and when LSU showed him how much he was wanted in Baton Rouge – he was done with the Wolverines.

Maybe someday he”ll coach Michigan, but I think Bill Martin will have to be gone and the Wolverines will have to grovel at his feet. For now, he”s an LSU man, and I”m behind him all the way. I”ll still criticize, but his rejection of Michigan”s games in favor of LSU”s commitment impressed me.

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Bo Pelini will be on the sidelines calling LSU”s defense one more time. Can Pelini put together a gameplan and coach his guys up while splitting duties as Nebraska head coach? I dunno. Sounds like a tough thing to do, but this is Bo”s defense and I don”t know who would be able to step in on short notice in his absence. It”s probably better to have half of his attention than all of somebody else”s.

And congratulations to Pelini for landing the Nebraska gig. That”s a big-time spot for a rookie head coach to land at age 40. I expect a defensive genius to be found to replace him. Will Muschamp, anybody?

December 2, 2007

On the BCS mess

Filed under: College Football, LSU Football — Cap'n Ken @ 11:41 am

Split-screen picture-in-picture was never more fun than last night. Watching West Virginia struggle in Pitt”s death grip on one side, Oklahoma rolling Missouri on the other was truly fun. And the mess made by the two latest pretenders falling on the last night of the season is stunning in its complexity. First off, I”ll be OK with it if LSU doesn”t make the BCS Championship Game. There”s a strong case to make for the Tigers, but there are good cases to make for a couple of other teams as well. LSU had it right there in front of them a week ago Friday and blew it. If we get back up, great. But LSU isn”t owed anything.

The safe assumption is that Ohio State is in. And that”s the biggest travesty of this whole mess. The Buckeyes have no case to be there except for “one loss”. Their sole win over a top-25 team came against current No. 18 Wisconsin, and their opponents” combined record is 60-55. And they”ve played only 12 games. But they”ll get in because the “won” a “major conference” championship and they”ve just lost once. That”s a shame, because there are three conference champions out there who have matched or bested Ohio State in every single category except for “losses”.

Before I get to that, let”s wipe Kansas and Georgia off the board. Georgia is only ranked No. 4 right now because of the timing of their losses. Their current social-promotion ranking is the only argument the Bulldogs have over the other two-loss teams. It”s just not going to happen for Georgia when LSU is conference champion and right there in the mix. And Kansas? Also benefiting from social promotion. The one loss is their shining star, but they”ve played a really weak schedule and also couldn”t win their division, much less their conference.

So we have Va. Tech, LSU, Oklahoma, USC, Missouri and West Virginia to consider as two-loss teams. I”ll discount the social-demotion effect that Missouri and West Virginia will face for losing on the last weekend.

- West Virginia: Beat Cincinnati and UConn. Seriously, those are their marquee wins. But they lost to 5-7 Pitt and won only 10 games.

- Missouri: Beat Kansas, and that”s about it. They did win 11 games, though and lost twice to Oklahoma. So they stay ahead of West Virginia in consideration, for what that”s worth.

- USC: Oh, everybody loves USC now. Boy, they”re great. Two wins (yes, two) over teams with winning records, lost to Stanford and only won 10 games. Bye.

- Oklahoma: They”ve got a strong case if you believe Missouri is any good. They beat Mizzou twice and absolutely destroyed them in the Big 12 title game. Conference champions and in the 11-win club. Maybe not as deserving as they will appear to be to human voters, but I would not be surprised if they vault up to No. 2 based on the impressive win over “No. 1″ yesterday. And I”d be OK with that.

- Va. Tech: If not for the fact that LSU spanked them 48-7, the Hokies would be the slam-dunk choice among the 11-2 teams. It would come across as a huge slap against LSU for the Hokies to make the title game, but Va. Tech”s two losses were to 11-2 and 10-3 teams. I think the humans will drop Va. Tech behind LSU because of the head-to-head match, and that may be the right thing to do. But there”s more to consider than just the blowout loss to LSU. I”d be less OK with Va. Tech making the game than Oklahoma, but there would be a case to make for them.

- LSU: Leslie should lay off the “undefeated in regulation” stuff a bit, but LSU does have a strong case to make that both of its losses came in the unpredictable world of overtime, and both were the hard-fought, triple-overtime variety. And unlike USC, LSU doesn”t seem to get credit for having played with a lot of injuries and all that. Basically losing Glenn Dorsey after the Auburn game and winning the SEC Championship Game with your backup QB playing with a bloody stump on his throwing hand should not be overlooked. The Tigers aren”t pretty all the time, but they”ve won with a lot of adversity in the nation”s best conference and lost only hard-fought SEC battles against two teams with winning records. The Tigers would deserve it if they make the leap to No. 2, but they will also deserve it if they don”t.

My prediction? The chatter among ESPN analysts and BCS experts is that LSU deserves to get in and probably will. I think that “conventional wisdom” will roll over to the actions of the human voters and LSU will squeak in past Oklahoma.

In any case, LSU is SEC Champion again, and that”s what matters more than anything. A hard-fought season through the adversity of injuries and questionable coaching ending with a trip to New Orleans. I”ll take that.

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