Cap'n Ken's Homespun Wisdom

My apologies to Smoove D for stealing his trademarked tag (talk to my lawyer – but you”ll lose), but I think he”ll agree this guy deserves the title.

On Fox 5 news this evening, they had a story about a road-rage incident in which one of the drivers had her business phone number written on her car and the other was a moronic redneck dumb enough to call the number from his cell phone and leave this message:

Hey listen here you little n*gger fucking whore, learn how to drive your car otherwise you”re going to get your ass fucking killed. I”ll be the one doing the killing.

In today”s day and age, leaving a voice mail message with racial and sexist epithets is considered poor form at best. But to take the ambiguity away from “you”re going to get your ass fucking killed” by clarifying that it will, in fact, be you doing said killing is just not smart.

Apparently the lady was able to figure out the redneck”s cell phone number, as Fox 5 called him and was told “don”t call me no more.” Actually, the story just said the guy told them not to call him again, and I added the redneck grammar. In fact, it probably went something like “Don”t you fucking call me no more you Jew media sumbitch. I”ll kill you right after I kill that n*gger fucking whore.”