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Archive for January, 2006

Oh how I long for a day when the major media would focus on reporting major news. But no such luck in modern America.

Because a dozen coal miners got killed a couple of weeks ago, “miners trapped” gets top billing pretty much across the board. Never mind that the “news” today is about two people you”ve never heard of in a country of 300 million people.

CNN, Fox News, ABC News, CBS News, MSNBC and USA Today - all that I bothered to check - all have the trapped-miners story as the lead of their online versions right now.

If these organizations would like to spend their energy telling us about the unknown fate of two random Americans, might I suggest they pick up one of the following stories found on Google News this morning:

- From the Virginian-Pilot: Two are dead and two others are missing in boating accidents off the Atlantic coast.

- From the Modesto Bee: Two are missing after a pickup truck plunged into a river.

- From the Police Blotter of Boyle County, Kentucky: Police visited Danville Cinemas looking for two missing juveniles (you have to scroll down to the entry for 9:08 p.m. on Jan 15.

- From the Billings Gazette: Miss Montana”s missing wardrobe has turned up.

Any of these stories would be perfect for the major media to pick up, as each has the exact same impact on the lives of Americans as the trapped miners story they are currently fixated on.

[editor"s note: To its credit, the AJC has a picture of some smokin-hot girl as the top story online right now:

I think she"s Miss Georgia or something.]

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If you”re super-cool, you know of The Mooney Suzuki. But even if you”re super-lame, chances are you”ve heard some of their music.

For a rather obscure - but totally rockin” - band, The MooSuz have managed to leverage themselves into a few high-profile placements.

Ever see School of Rock? The kids in the band sounded so good because The Mooney Suzuki provided “additional instrumentation” on the track - which was co-written by MooSuz frontman Sammy James, Jr.

They apparently have struck a friendship with Jack Black, who also appears in a video of theirs.

I figured their School of Rock gig might just be random happenstance between Jack Black and some hipster friends.

But a few months ago I heard a familiar tune in a new car ad. MooSuz”s “Alive & Amplified” had been picked up for use in - appropriately - a Suzuki commercial. It”s the one where a guy steps out of his front door and BASE jumps down to his Suzuki SUV to go to work. Aside from the handy naming coincidence, it”s a great tie in, as this dude is obviously both alive and amped up enough to jump off a cliff to get to his SUV.

Then a couple of weeks ago, I noticed a spot for TGIFriday”s (or Chili”s, etc. - not sure which) that uses MooSuz”s “In A Young Man”s Mind” from their older Electric Sweat album. Since the spot isn”t for “Mooney”s Restaurant”, there had to be more of an effort to get the song placed in this commercial.

MooSuz is a New York band, and a lot of ad agencies are based in New York, so maybe there are ad types who dig the band and thought it would be cool to use their stuff. Or maybe MooSuz just has the best manager in the business.

Either way, this is a lot of play for a pretty obscure band. And I wholeheartedly endorse the use of good, obscure bands in big ad campaigns.

Might I suggest the Boss Martians” “Heard What You Said” or Rocket From The Crypt”s “Can You Hear It?” for the next Verizon campaign?

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The lazy monopoly cable company here in Atlanta is Comcast, and their current pitch involves their “on demand” service:

Forget TV schedules. With ON DEMAND, programs start when you say so. A movie at 12:15. HBO’s hot new show at 7:06. Kids shows that start when you need them to. Do-it-yourself programming at 7:00 am. It”s all up to you.

Yeah, very cool. I have the same thing with my DVR - and I also get to watch the whole Daily Show (not just a 10-minute clip) whenever I want.

Cable “on demand” is TiVo for stupid people. I can see its usefulness for when you just want to throw some movie on as background (I often see what”s running on HBO and just tune to some movie when I”m not devoting full attention to TV), but when you”re talking about programming you”re really interested in, DVR will always beat “on demand”.

And now Comcast is working to milk every dollar possible out of what they bill as a fabulous customer experience by selling ads into on demand programs.

Jesus, how typical is that? Just like how cable companies suck customers in with special 3-month discounts and then constantly jack up prices, Comcast is luring customers with their “on demand” feature and selling them out once they get there.

Will the “several million dollars” New Balance is paying for “on demand” ads help keep cable rates down? Will it be put into advanced technology - maybe more development of Comcast”s horrible DVR technology? Doubtful.

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It looks like the SEC (The Securities & Exchange Commission, not the NCAA”s best conference) may push ahead with this plan to require “total cost” disclosures for public company executives. The idea here is that requiring public companies to declare a single, total compensation number for its executives will somehow keep executive pay in check.

First of all, some people argue that such high-profile disclosures will actually lead to higher executive pay, as each top executive - like each NBA player - will know how much his peers are making and therefore demand equal pay. And this would create an upward spiral of compensation.

There”s a lot of validity to that argument. Pro athletes and movie stars are prime examples of workers who push each other”s pay up by constant visibility into earnings. TCL will tell you how this also happens in the legal profession (at least here in Atlanta), where new associate pay packages for the top firms are public knowledge, and those disclosures create an upward pressure on pay.

But that”s not what I”m writing about here. For the record, however, I have no problem with anybody”s salary or earnings. And unless you can ever envision a time when you tell your employer “No thanks, I really don”t deserve that much money”, neither should you.

What irked me this evening is the AJC”s piece about the proposed SEC rules. I”ll quote their piece rather than linking to the site they run that requires you to register a fake email address before reading their articles.

Here”s the story lead, as written by notorious anti-business writer Marilyn Geewax:

In recent years, many large companies have angered shareholders by rewarding top executives with huge compensation packages, sometimes involving hundreds of millions of dollars for a year”s work.

Today, federal regulators are expected to approve measures intended to restrain compensation excesses.

The proposed rules would force publicly traded companies to more clearly disclose what riches are being bestowed upon the boss, including such goodies as personal trips in the corporate jet.

Note the language. “huge compensation packages”, “hundreds of millions of dollars for a year”s work”, “restrain compensation excesses”, “riches” being “bestowed”, “goodies”. The guts of the story involve a fairly straight-forward look at the issue, but the lead clearly sets the anti-”rich” tone for which the AJC is famous. The headline, at least in the online version, is “Stealth pay, perks may be over”. What, exactly, is “stealth” about every dollar of compensation being reported in public documents?

But that”s fine. We expect that from the AJC (which is owned, by the way, by two sisters tied for No. 12 on the list of richest Americans - worth a combined $25 billion - and who have never seen fit to allow their employees or others to own shares in the newspaper company). But what really got me was a bit later on in the story meant to demonstrate how hard figuring out executive pay can be:

Investor advocates point out, for example, that last year, Forbes magazine ranked Terry Semel, chief executive of Yahoo, as the country”s highest-paid executive, with annual compensation totaling $230.6 million for 2004. But many shareholders wouldn”t have been able to figure that out because the Yahoo proxy statement split up compensation information into separate listings for salary, bonus, stock options and other compensation.

It took me less than two minutes to find the Yahoo proxy and add up Semel”s compensation listed there ($600,000 salary, $1,920 in other compensation, $229,951,740.78 in option exercises). If “many shareholders wouldn”t have been able to figure that out”, then “many shareholders” have no business whatsoever owning stock.

But I guess that”s not easy enough. Yahoo”s proxy should start off with “TERRY SEMEL - $230 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS!“.

Beyond the sorry statement these rules would make about the intelligence of American investors, getting investors to focus on a “headline” compensation number would take some of the context out of things like stock grants. From the time he came onboard in 2001 to the end of 2004, Semel helped create about $40 billion in market cap for Yahoo. The proxy devotes no less than 699 words to explaining exactly how the company came to award Semel the stock options - which, by the way, would be worthless if he didn”t do his job well - that resulted in his $230 million exercise in 2004:

The Compensation Committee believes that Mr. Semel”s leadership has contributed to the Company”s success in establishing its brand and creating shareholder value. There is also recognition that Mr. Semel”s unique skills, experience spanning the internet and media industries, and repeated past success make him an attractive candidate to competing organizations that believe they could leverage his compensation into significant shareholder returns. Consequently, the Compensation Committee took aggressive action in 2004 to retain Mr. Semel. This was done primarily through equity-based grants designed to position him in the top-quartile of major global-company CEOs, provided that the Company is in the top quartile of shareholder value creation and he remains employed as the Company”s CEO.

In determining Mr. Semel”s compensation, with the assistance and advice of the Independent Consultant, the Compensation Committee reviewed Mr. Semel”s compensation package in view of its philosophy described above and in comparison with the compensation packages of chief executive officers of selected Internet-related, technology and media companies. The Compensation Committee decided not to increase Mr. Semel”s base salary for 2005 despite finding it to be lower than that of comparable companies, consistent with the Committee”s philosophy of placing heavy emphasis on long-term incentive compensation.

In March 2004, the Compensation Committee addressed Mr. Semel”s 2003 performance. It awarded Mr. Semel a bonus nonstatutory stock option grant for 1,800,000 shares of common stock rather than a cash bonus for 2003 (the “Bonus Option”). The grant of the Bonus Option was based on the board”s positive assessment of Mr. Semel”s performance during 2003 and was also intended to provide an incentive for future performance. The Bonus Option was fully vested and exercisable as of the grant date. The Compensation Committee in March 2004 also granted Mr. Semel an annual review option to purchase 4,000,000 shares of the Company”s common stock, based upon, among other factors, the Compensation Committee”s positive assessment of Mr. Semel”s performance during 2003. The option becomes exercisable on the fourth anniversary of the date of grant, subject to acceleration on December 31, 2004 with regard to 2,000,000 of the covered shares, and on December 31, 2005 with regard to the remaining 2,000,000 covered shares if certain performance criteria regarding the Company”s adjusted earnings are satisfied during the prior-year periods. The Company satisfied the applicable performance criteria for performance through December 31, 2004, with the effect that Mr. Semel vested in 2,000,000 of the options as of that date.

In December 2004, the Compensation Committee addressed Mr. Semel”s 2004 performance. The Compensation Committee noted in particular the strengthening of the Company”s core businesses, including premium services and advertising; the completion of a number of strategic alliances and acquisitions both domestically and internationally, including 3721 Network Software Company Limited, Kelkoo, S.A. and MusicMatch Inc.; and the Company”s enhanced financial and stock performance. As part of such annual compensation review, the Compensation Committee granted Mr. Semel a fully vested option to purchase 1,200,000 shares of the Company”s common stock (rather than a cash bonus). Consistent with its provision of annual review grants to employees, the Compensation Committee also awarded Mr. Semel an annual review option grant to purchase 200,000 shares of the Company”s common stock, which grant vests over a four year period, with 25% of such shares becoming vested on the first anniversary of the date of grant and the remainder vesting ratably each quarter over the remaining three years.

As discussed above, in February 2005, the Compensation Committee determined to provide retention grants to certain of its key employees. The Compensation Committee granted Mr. Semel, as part of that program, a retention option to purchase 2,000,000 shares of the Company”s common stock and a retention grant of 250,000 restricted shares of the Company”s common stock. The option becomes exercisable on the fourth anniversary of the grant date, subject to acceleration with regard to 1,000,000 of the covered shares following December 31, 2005, and the remaining 1,000,000 covered shares following December 31, 2006, if certain performance criteria regarding the Company”s operating cash flow are satisfied during the prior-year periods. The restrictions on the restricted shares lapse in full on the third anniversary of the grant date, subject to pro rata accelerated vesting in the case of death.

There”s actually a reason why they granted him those stock options? Who knew? A lot fewer people if nobody had to look beyond a “headline” number, I”d bet.

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That means my hosting switchover - coupled with a fresh design - is complete. So that would be good news.

For anybody that cares, the hosting switch is just part of a consolidation of holdings for The Cap”n and Wife. There”s a number of sites and domains under our control nowadays, and I”m getting them to be housed in the same place. To that end, there are a few little tricks going on behind the scenes to make one hosting account the home to a bunch of domains, so if you see anything odd while cruising The Wisdom, please let me know.

And, obviously, there”s a new look for The Wisdom. I just got tired of the old Hatch Show Print motif, and took the opportunity of the hosting change to update the look. You”ll probably not notice - at least right away - that The Wisdom is being published on a fresh version of the very-cool Serendipity blog system. It does some nice things I plan to implement soon. And this look is a modification of a theme somebody else created for Serendipity, so thanks somebody else! This isn”t the final look, as I”m still tweaking, but it”s mostly complete. Bonus points for anybody who can tell me what the background image for the body of the page is.

The last change is on the revenue end. If you”re viewing this in full-entry mode rather than the homepage, you”ll see ads below the entry rather than in the rail. Just something I”m testing out. If it bothers you, let me know and I”ll probably ignore you. The primary aim is to make a little money from non-loyal Wisdom readers who got here searching for “bill hemmer” or something.

As always, comments and complaints are welcome.

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For those of you who reach The Wisdom through RSS feeds (and why wouldn”t you?), please take a minute to update the RSS URLs you are using.

If your current RSS URL looks like: www.capnken.com/wisdom/feeds/ then you”ll need to update it, lest you miss some Wisdom and suffer tremendous mental distress.

The up-to-date feeds all look like: www.capnken.com/wisdom/index.php?/feeds/ . A slight but important difference. Chances are you”re using the RSS 2.0 feed, but here”s the entire rundown:

RSS 0.91 feed

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Also note the cool Comments RSS feed. Very handy to see when, exactly, The Cap”n has offended somebody.

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