Cap’n Ken’s Homespun Wisdom

So Katie Holmes is doing Tom Cruise now …

There”s a couple of ways I, as someone actively lusting after Katie (with the wife”s halfhearted approval), can look at this:

1) Ewwwww! Tom Cruise? That little man is gross; I”d not take his seconds.

2) Dude, Tom Cruise is 42. I”m 38. And I”m about 10 inches taller. OK, I”m also about $100 million poorer. But still - it gives a guy hope.

I choose the latter.

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