But I saw this in a catalog that arrived at Cap”n Ken”s place today, and I think it”s pretty cool:
Yep, it”s a Swiss Army knife with a 64-meg memory stick added to the usual setup of knife, file, scissors, pen, screwdriver and LED lite.
There”s just something cool about adding the 21st-century “tool” of 64 megs of data storage to everyone”s favorite multi-tasker. They call it the Swiss Bit.
Swiss Army also sells a version - the “Sky King” - that removes the dangerous 1-inch knife, ultra-threatening tiny scissors and buff-you-to-death nail file so you can get onto an airplane with it:
Because, of course, I am a terrorist.
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