Finally, a title for LSU football

Sure, we got our butts kicked in the Cotton Bowl, gave away the SEC West championship and the baseball team beat a hasty retreat from the College World Series, but all of that is now forgotten, for LSU has won an ESPY.

Our ESPY comes in the coveted and highly-competitive category of “Best Play”. It was awarded, of course, for the dramatic last-second touchdown catch by Devery Henderson to beat Kentucky in Lexington last fall.

To wit:

That”s Devery heading for the endzone. The lip-readers among you will notice the Kentucky player on the right is saying “Holy fucking shit. He caught the ball, and he”s scoring the winning touchdown. And here we were about to win our first home SEC game in Jesus knows how long, and this fuckwad is ruining it. I knew I should have gone to Iowa State like my momma told me to.”

Not pictured is then-Kentucky head coach Guy Morriss, who said at the time “Holy fucking shit. He caught the ball, and he”s scoring the winning touchdown. And here I am, soaked from the premature celebratory water dump given me by my fatass quarterback, and we”ve lost the fucking game. What a fucking loser school this is. I should leave and coach at Baylor.”

The ESPY is the second for LSU, which also won in 1997 for Warren Morris” walk-off homerun to win the College World Series over Miami. Here”s a picture of Warren Morris for those of you who may not remember him:

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